Web/Tech

May 07, 2008

I Neeeed This

microdrone

This is the Microdrone....your eye in the Sky.

"Communicate.  Collaborate.  Control."

Everything I need.  Except for the Communicate and Collaborate part.  If someone out there could fund-raise or something for me, I would really appreciate it.

October 31, 2007

Avoiding Work

Halloween Hangman created by The Dimension's Edge, Inc.

April 18, 2007

Oh....The Trauma

I know it has been a while.  I have been a little afraid of the internet lately, I think I'm better.  Let me take you back a few days.

I was having a happy morning; the kids had gone to school, the dogs were having their third nap of the day (the mid-morning nap), I was enjoying a particularly strong latte and trying to think up the lies that I would tell my nutritionist.  And, of course, checking my email.

A "friend", we will call her Cruella deVille, sent me this cute fun little link; www.myheritage.com "Find the Celebrity in You".  At this site, you upload a photo of yourself and it tells you which celebrities you resemble based on facial recognition technology.

Well, the first photo I uploaded went well.  I run the risk of being mobbed by the fanatic autograph seekers of Sandra Bullock and Jessica Alba and a few lesser known celebrities of obvious Asian descent (???).  The sun was in my eyes.

Then, as I continue scrolling through the pictures of my co-beauties and feel my ego growing, up pops a picture of Quentin Tarantino!  I bear a slight (but mentioned) resemblance to Quentin Tarantino!  He is not an attractive man; and he's a man.  Now, if this program was finding similarities in brilliance and creativity, this would be fine.  Looks, not so much.  I immediately closed my laptop, pushed my chair back and stared at the computer that was once my ally as though it was a basket containing a snake that I wasn't sure how to dispose of.  Then, to the mirror to check out my hairline and the profile of my nose; ego right back down there where it belongs.

My Photo

All Time Favourite Captions

  • Raising children is like being pecked to death by a duck.
  • I was raised in the wild by Forest Sprites and Faeries.
  • Marriage....the end of a perfectly good sex life.
  • I Lie to Boys.
  • Children left unattended will be given an espresso and a puppy.
  • I Have a Cat, Cable and a Vibrator. What makes you think you can compete?

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