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All Time Favourite Captions
- Raising children is like being pecked to death by a duck.
- I was raised in the wild by Forest Sprites and Faeries.
- Marriage....the end of a perfectly good sex life.
- I Lie to Boys.
- Children left unattended will be given an espresso and a puppy.
- I Have a Cat, Cable and a Vibrator. What makes you think you can compete?
