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January 05, 2008

A Boy and His Dog: A Conversation

"Phoenix, sit."

Phoenix sits.

"Phoenix, shake a paw."

Phoenix happily flops her paw into Liam's hand.

"Phoenix, let's see how long you can keep it here."

"The safety word is Banana."

Me, "What??"

Note to self:  buy Net Nanny and have TV cable disconnected.

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I love Liam...he makes me smile

Where the hell are you???? Eloped without the little ones?

Was he wearing any leather when he made this statement? I actually liked that episode of Family Guy.

Ahhh...Family Guy.... it's all making sense now.

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