2008

A little late, I know.

I don't do resolutions.  I believe that it just sets me up for certain failure.  If there is some thing that I have been unable to do effectively for the last 40 years, I would be an idiot to think that the changing of a year is going to grant me some super-power.

So, instead of discussing what I can change, which I have decided is an exercise in futility, I am going to list what I think other people should and should not change.

Please Never Change

1. Dentyne Ice Gum
2. Starbucks - well, feel free to diversify a little more.
3. Red Wine
4. My Friends' tolerance and sense of humour.
5. My Children's abilities to cope and grow despite my greatest efforts.
6. Nikon D40 Cameras

Must Be Changed by Somebody Else

1. Air Canada's customer service - can you say "oxymoron".
2. Cancer
3. CSI - Miami's lead "actor", David Caruso
4. Breast Implants - they're setting the bar just a little high, either get rid of them or give me the money to get some.
5. Avocados

That was way easier.

Comments

[madonnart]

missed you...

[Kim]

Thanks! Eloped, me, that's funny.

[Nadia Munarolo-Kurjata]

dentyne ice gum - cinnamon - ROCKS! Air Canada? is there not someone else that we can fly the friendly skies with? btw you don't want breast implants....that would involve surgery and anesthesia....bandages....recovery time on your back....buy a new bra....get oogled.....cleavage.....bikini tops and WAIT A MINUTE! yes, yes you do want a boob job....never mind!

[Kim]

I knew you'd come around to see it my way.