My Photo

July 2008

Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
    1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31    

Shameless

« November 2007 | Main | January 2008 »

December 2007

December 22, 2007

The Best Website EVER!

www.elfyourself.com

Well, I'm at work again tonight and have found yet another amazingly mindless fascination.

I have been uploading pictures of everyone I know, and watching the elf dance and laughing, by myself, in my office.  I have tears; my mascara is running.

Seriously the most fun I've had in months.

December 17, 2007

My Life is Hell

Hiatus for studying..... be back Thursday, likely drunk.

December 07, 2007

How Much Does a Therapist Cost?

Taryn-the-now-17-year-old-girl was walking down the hill to catch her school bus on Tuesday morning.  She phoned me within a couple of minutes of leaving the house to tell me to warn Liam that the hill was quite slippery and he should allow a few extra minutes to get to his bus.  Awww... how sweet.

The chatter went on something like this,

Oh, there's this cute little dog running by me.  He's black and white and small and his body looks like it's floating above his little legs that are moving sooooo fast.  He's adorable, I've never seen him before.  Maybe he's lost, I wonder where he's going.  Oh no, it looks like he's going to go out onto the highway.  Oh!  Someone just honked his horn at him.  He's not getting off the road.

Then came the blood curdling scream which, I'm certain, I could have heard, even if we had not been on the phone together.

The little dog just got hit by a car, he's yelping, he flew into the ditch.  Mom, he's just a lump, he's not moving.  YOU HAVE TO HELP!!

Now, she's crying and hyperventilating.

So, I put down my coffee, grab a hoodie (not my Wonder Woman cape), rubber gloves and a towel and get into my Jeep in my pajama pants and Crocs (which, we all know, should never be worn in public despite what you have been told), and drive down the hill to pick what I'm certain will be a dead and mutilated dog out of the ditch.

I must do this to save my daughter from having a stroke.

Lucky day for me and the little dog.  He She's not dead at all:  a little unsteady, sensitive and shaky.  I wrapped her in a towel, took her to the local veterinary office and told them that I had a plane to catch and could follow up in three days.

Today, on the way home from the airport, I stopped in at the vet's office to find that, not only was she just fine, her owners had claimed her.  While they were on vacation, they trusted the child, who they had successfully raised,to take care of their remaining dependent.  Being a dog who remains almost exclusively in her house due to her age and cataracts, she escaped into a totally unfamiliar environment.  According to the vet, the offspring was not completely honest to his parents as to the extent of the dog's disappearance.  A kid lying to his parents.... hmmm..... and I thought they outgrew that, eventually.

December 04, 2007

Happy Thoughts

Vancouver in December.

After having three Vancouver flights canceled due to inclement weather, it was very cool to see this in the rear view mirror.

December 03, 2007

Beautiful Snow

Here in Fruitvale, we received a HUGE dump of snow.  Now, after gracefully exiting the little World of Me, I have watched the news and discovered that this phenomenon is not isolated to my little valley.  There are crazy meteorological happenings everywhere!

Just look at this!  Crazy!

All Time Favourite Captions

  • Raising children is like being pecked to death by a duck.
  • I was raised in the wild by Forest Sprites and Faeries.
  • Marriage....the end of a perfectly good sex life.
  • I Lie to Boys.
  • Children left unattended will be given an espresso and a puppy.
  • I Have a Cat, Cable and a Vibrator. What makes you think you can compete?

You're Looking for What?

  • Google

Entertaining Blogs

Blog powered by TypePad