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October 2007

October 31, 2007

Great Canadian Wine

I really like wine.

I am not a connoisseur; only because I would never spit out wine after tasting it.  Disrespectful, I say.  I did, however, feel the need to opine while enjoying a glass of somewhat local British Columbia wine this evening.

The picture could be a little blurry because I failed to put on my glasses when I took it.  Nothing to do with the actual consumption of the above pictured wine.  Nothing at all.

Naked Grape:  lightish for a red, fruity, unoaked and goes great with everything and great by itself and travels well and it has the word "naked" on it.  Yet another bonus; this little beauty can be yours for under $11.

Avoiding Work

Halloween Hangman created by The Dimension's Edge, Inc.

October 28, 2007

Me, In a Casino

Holy Etiquette!!

I am attending a course over the next couple of days in a resort that has a casino and a golf course; neither of which I have any use for.  I car-pooled with a co-worker who was driving mach-f***ing-six through the video game that I like to call "Wildlife at Dusk" so that he could get to the casino to play poker.  His intention during this two day conference is to make $1000 playing poker while we are not in class and, being paid by the government.  Wow, I'll be so happy if I get my travel reimbursement before the spring thaw.

After checking-in, hanging up my clothes, looking around and realizing that, though this is a gorgeous resort, there is nothing to do here except work out in the fitness facility or go to the casino.

So, when I got to the casino, I looked for my co-worker, Chris, at the poker tables so I could vicariously live through the eyes of a future millionaire.  There were two tables, one sitting empty and the other with four players, including Chris, and two security guards standing within the cordoned-off area.  I gave him a little wave and tried to position myself so that I could watch what's going on without looking like I was counting cards, distracting players, giving signals or sending off bad karma.  Very tricky and a little nerve-wracking.  A security guard approached me and politely asked me if he could help me; read:  You are pacing like a hyena, what the hell are you trying to pull.

"My friend, over there, is playing Texas Something and I wanted to watch but I don't know the rules."

Guard, "Follow me.  You can sit in the vacant chair to his left.  No, don't pull in to the table, it will confuse the dealer, sit back further.  And, don't look at anyone's cards."

Me, stage whisper, "Got it, thanks.  Chris, hey, what've you got?"

Guard, "I said, you can't look at anyone's cards."

Me, "I know.  But, I'm kinda like on his team."

Guard, "There are no teams.  Can I show you to the slot machines?"

Me, "OK.  Chris, I think I'm being kicked out, see you tomorrow."

October 23, 2007

Raising the Bar

Liam-the-13-year-old-boy is the proud owner of a defective Xbox 360 which, by some very suspicious twist in my universe, is still under warranty.

Let the gasps die down.  I know.  I may go buy a lottery ticket or bet... somebody... something.

Here's the even weirder part of this tale:  Liam, unwilling to wait until I had a day off, rode his bike to the Purolator depot, picked up the Xbox warranty return box, appropriately packaged the box, labeled it and phoned Purolator for a pick-up.

Successfully.

All this from the boy who can't flush the toilet.

I am sooooo on to him.

October 22, 2007

Night Shift - Easily Entertained

October 20, 2007

Pleeeeaaaaasssssse!

"No, the menagerie is not looking for new members."

Liam and I found this guy just outside of Marmora, Ontario.  And, he's still there.  I was strong.

October 19, 2007

On Becoming a Foodie

For years I have struggled with the reality of fast food, whether it be a drive-thru or convenience foods at home.  With shift work, busy kids and limited grocery store hours, I have generally sought the easiest solution which is to grab something fast and keep moving.  Many of these choices are expensive, lacking in nutrition and they fail to satisfy our palate or our social needs.

Taryn-the-16-year-old girl has also been vegetarian for over two years, just to complicate things a little more.

Our family's combined goals have been to eat healthy, support local economy, have more time together, avoid chemicals and steroids and expand our tastes.  Humble aspirations, I know.

With the current trends towards "slow food", healthier eating habits and ethical awareness, there are many resources to draw upon to get started or make a few tweaks in our current practices.

Locally, we have a great service called The Endless Harvest.  It is a company that delivers organic produce to my door once per week and, they purchase locally whenever possible.  I have started with their "Small Bin"; a mixture of vegetables and fruits for $30 per week.  Yesterday's delivery had spinach, cilantro, mustard greens, a butternut squash, kale, potatoes, an onion, an avocado, 3 gala apples, 3 golden apples, celery and a bunch of red flame grapes.  Not a small bin at all.  Every week I can go to their website and see what is to be delivered and adjust it to my needs whether it be small substitutions or going through their extensive grocery list to add on meats, bakery goods etc.... all chemical free.

I get eggs from local hobby farmers.  The chickens are quite content running about the yard and laying eggs at their leisure.  Taste great and come in some interesting colours.

I read a great blog called The Skinny Gourmet written by a foodie whose mantra is quality not quantity.  Seems so simple but she expands on the concept with great recipes and explanations on how to be more satisfied with a meal by using good, flavourful ingredients and enjoying the preparation and esthetics of the food.  In addition to this, I try to involve the children in the whole process rather than just the consumption phase.  I have them look up recipes that use some of the less familiar vegetables that we receive and do some prep, stirring and anything else that does not include sharp knives (think confined space and hormones).

We have had great conversations about the state of the world, friends, travel, waxing back hair, deterring stalkers, fashion, etc.  The usual.

Also, there is a book called The 100 Mile Diet which diarizes the authors' challenges to eat only food that has been acquired within 100 miles of their home.  Fabulous idea.  As an aside to this achievement, it also conforms with the practice of our ancestors to consume according to availability both geographically and seasonally.

Overall, some great ideas.  So as not to scare my friends and family:  Moderation is my way.  I will not be joining the ranks of the local hunters any time soon.

October 15, 2007

Ugh!

Belleville, Ontario, where size 18 Spandex goes to die.

No pictures.... feel free to visualize.... think powder blue.

October 14, 2007

Almost a Goal

Newsflash!

Hockey fans are psychotic.

I snapped this photo at the Belleville Bulls Junior A hockey game against the Peterborough Petes last night.

The referees called this as a "no goal".  I showed the picture to my friend, Cindy, on my two inch camera screen, and said (a little too loud, apparently),

"I'm no expert but that puck looks in to me."

You know how live TV productions have that 10 second or so delay / buffer before they actually go live to air; a little built-in censorship per se.  Well, I need that to be implanted somewhere between my brain and my mouth.

I did a full body startle as no fewer than ten zealots were gathering around me yelling that I needed to immediately take my camera to the ice and show that referee my picture.

Have I mentioned my personal space issues?

Second Newsflash of the day:  the people running the hockey games have better cameras than I have.  For example the one that is mounted directly above the goal net specifically for the purpose of recording whether or not the puck fully crosses the goal line.

On another day, I may have done exactly what the hysterical masses were telling me to do but, yesterday was a good day.  A day wrought with discretion.  A day that my torch and pitchfork would stay in the barn and I would not lynch a referee.

Good choice; wasn't a goal.

October 13, 2007

In Ontario; BRB

I have nothing to say.  I'll take pictures.

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