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July 09, 2007

Doggie Diet

Phoenix, the Yellow Dog, is a little overweight.  Has been since....oh.... birth.  But she has a great personality.

I have tried many times over the years to assist her in her quest for a svelte, greyhound-like body but, to no avail.  Feeding her the carefully measured doses of Medi-Cal Weight Management dog food at $1000 per scoop does nothing for her when she does everything she can to ingest anything that will fit in her mouth.  Food scraps, garbage, grass, digested cat food with small particles of cat litter in it.

And, the biggest problem.....she's just so cute.....and just a little pathetic.

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I have since switched to very heavy ceramic dog dishes and she is still a little overweight.

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