Who Am I?

Well, I realize that this should be in the "About Me" page but, it's going here because I have yet to figure out the format there.  My name is Kim.

 

1.  Mom
    - The Boy, 12 (for entertainment purposes)
    - The Girl, 16 (shoot me now)

2.  Zoo Keeper
    - Luna, black lab
    - Phoenix, yellow lab
    - Cuddles, rat cat (named In Absentia)
    - Jack, gecko
    - Taryn & Liam, aforementioned children

3.  Separated, because we are both too cheap to get a divorce
    - This is not a dating site, just a warning of long-winded, inappropriate rants.

4.  Government Employee
    - Non-specific until I determine if my rants soil my professional credibility.

5.  Biker Chick
    - Suzuki Bandit
    - Important right now because it's almost time.

6.  Other tasks as required
    - You know how they add this into your job description so that they can make you do any inane task?

Well, blogging.  One of my closest friends (since grade 5) just sent me a link to her newly established blog and told me what a great idea it is (I know it's not new, I'm not an idiot).  I truly think that she is just trying to find me an alternate outlet so that I'll leave her alone.   I have read blogs before like www.mymoneyblog.com  which make me feel completely inadequate and new technology review blogs which make me feel very advanced until I admit to myself that I really don't understand a thing they are talking about.  I keep thinking that I should catch on.  Maybe tomorrow.

If you have stumbled upon this blog because of some unfortunate google match, maybe you will find a link that is useful to you or some entertainment in what is sure to be ramblings filled with unrelated offshoots worthy of The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe type novels.  If you are a friend and I have sent you this link, read thoroughly; there will be a test.