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Leave your pager on, locked in your locker when you go away for a week. By time I have listened to that sporadic chirp for another 12 hours, I will most likely be able to rip through the locker door with my finger nails. I have been spending a lot of time thinking about Chinese Water Torture tonight.
Drive 75 in an 80 zone. And, somehow I always think that if I get my front bumper within 18 inches of your ass, you will speed up out of fear. Your hands will get clammy as you look in your rear view mirror and see the grill of my Jeep turning into an angry, evil grin just like in Christine. Classic movie.
Just because you planned a buffer into your day doesn't mean the rest of us did. Seriously.
