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March 2007

March 31, 2007

Cross over the invisible barrier created by the arm rest in an aircraft.  It's there for a reason.  Respect it.

March 29, 2007

Phone from Nigeria and tell my son to remind me that tomorrow is recycling pick-up day.  You Stupid Meddling Ass!  You left the whole "family responsibility" thing two years ago; let it go.

March 28, 2007

Let your stupid little dog wander the village peeing on everything; my Jeep, my motorbike, the basketball, my dog's leg.  I intentionally bought female dogs so that I would not have to deal with that (and humping).  One day you will find your dog and his continually leaking penis floating down the Columbia River.